chauvinist

I usually avoid long quotes, partially due copyright reasons, but this song from Comedy Inc tv-show just cracked me up.

I like it when you call me dear.
I like it when you fetch me beer.
And I like the way you clean my ear,
while I am sitting on my rear.
You are like my favourite volunteer.

I love it when you wash my car.
I love it when you clean the tub.
I love it when you wear no bra,
bring my food to so far,
and all I have to say tada.

And you know who I am,
just a chauvinist man.
Why don't you walk out?
If you did, I probably cried.
(chorus, repeat)

I like it when you clean my shed.
I like the way you keep me fed.
I like a big breakfast in bed,
baked eggs and nice fresh bread,
which i spill on bedspread.

I love the you shell my prawn.
I love the way you bring me porn.
I love the way you rise at dawn,
just to go and mow the lawn,
and all I give to you is torn.

And you know who I am,
just a chauvinist man.
You just walked out.
Give me some slack, im just a guy.

And you know who I am,
just a chauvinist man.
You just walked out.
And now you have, I think I'll die.

Comedy Inc
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